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Si finally gave in to AAtrox
Topic Started: Dec 4 2014, 01:05 PM (1,452 Views)
Wizard996
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Judging from what silencermage says, it appears they're mostly going to be using it to completely take over the islands of Daeyux and Neritum, which they have won but not fully captured.
This is good, but in universe we at least need to lower the military we give them aid with to signify a minor scolding, but unless they invade our personal interests, I think this will be but a minor hurdle.
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The Red Warden
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Only send in 25% of our navy, with Aatrox the shadow Isles have enough miliatary force and giving them only a little navy support keeps them friendly while still showing that we don't agree with their decisions
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CupcakeTrap
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For the record, if Bilgewater backs an army of skeletons led by Mordekaiser and Aatrox, no amount of Nami-tears will convince the Council that Bilgewater has only the best of intentions.

(I'm kidding. Mostly.)

NAMI: I know that some of you are upset that we helped a skeleton-army slaughter the people of the Freljord and turn them into their undead slaves. And I bet it looks even worse with Aatrox, the bloodthirsty avatar of war, leading them alongside Mordekaiser the Murder-King, wielding a cursed iron gauntlet torn from the corpse of a tyrant who ruled Neritum for a thousand years of darkness and terror, and which still burns with the hatred and avarice which fueled his bloodthirsty dominion. Well let me tell you something. One day, when I had a horrible headache right before an important match, and couldn't find a cure-tab, you know who helped me out? A nice young Summoner from the Shadow Isles. He'd only been buried a few months ago. We bonded quickly. I think we both felt like outsiders. And he lent me that cure-tab, and because of that, I was able to fight that match, and reduce tariffs on Bandle City's cupcakes by almost 10%. So I'm sorry if my choice of friends isn't always to your liking. But the Shadow Isles have always been there for me, and I wouldn't be worthy of the name of Champion if I didn't help them turn Nyroth into a charnel house of endless torment, overflowing with corpses and the screams of the damned.

KOLMINYE: Oh, come on. You can't possibly—

(LUX stands, tears in her eyes)

LUX: I've been so blind, Nami. I was ready to condemn you. But now I see that we've been the real monsters here. You're okay by me!

SWAIN: I too am strangely moved by this display. As Grand General of Noxus, I decree that all battle-kittens will be given twice their usual ration of yarn and snuggles. No! Three times! THREE TIMES! This is a joyous day indeed.

RIVEN: I have decided to stop being a dick to Yasuo.

YASUO: The Shadow Isles have reanimated the Elder, so really, no harm, no foul.

RIVEN and YASUO: HOORAY!

VIKTOR: THE HEXKORPS SHALL HAVE A NEW PURPOSE FROM THIS DAY FORTH: DELIVERING CANDY TO CHILD-UNITS OF ALL NATION-CODES.

JARVAN IV: I think it's safe to say that we all think we're all okay now. Even the Shadow Isles!

KARTHUS: T_T?

(LUX laughs and punches Jarvan in the arm)

LUX: Oh, come on, Jarvan!

(JARVAN IV laughs)

JARVAN IV: Okay, okay. ESPECIALLY the Shadow Isles!

KARTHUS: Hooray!

YORICK: Hooray!

ZAC: Hooray!

CAITLYN: Hooray!

AATROX: MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN!

TEEMO: MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN!

KATARINA: Hooray!

(Everyone hugs)
Edited by CupcakeTrap, Dec 4 2014, 07:01 PM.
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Wizard996
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I would still support the Isles. As much as I push for reform in Bilge, we aren't the Marai coalition either; we have brigands and pirates that are among us, and we aren't completely goodie-goodies.
Moreover, I am disappointed. We have chosen not to support the Isles, which is almost entirely due to Aatrox, with most likely a significant part of that being that people are still reeling from the Noxian support, and want to appease their consciences. I would support even in the case of them killing one of the kingdoms, and THAT is the part that cinches it. I completely understand limiting support to give them a wrist slap (we need to show a little bit that we disprove of Aatrox), but we cut it off entirely simply because they don't necessarily want to be cuddly and do the nexus together.
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XalkXolc
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Really? We're not supporting them at all anymore? Hm. That seems like a dick move to me. I was in favor of reducing support, but this is too much.
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Wizard996
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I concur. More importantly, FRELJORD HAS RE-INITIATED THE VOIDPOCAYLPSE. WHY WERE WE NOT THERE?!?

Edit: We apparently gave them Renekton. And that's it. Really guys, was 1/4 army and 1/2 navy too much? I thought we were wrist slapping, not burning bridges.
Edited by Wizard996, Dec 4 2014, 07:48 PM.
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TerraBooma
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WE DIDN'T EXACTLY KNOW A VOIDPOCALYPSE WOULD HAPPEN


UPDATE: We got a croc on the ground
Edited by TerraBooma, Dec 4 2014, 07:47 PM.
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LordHippoman
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So, I vote we send about 2/3rds of our stuff. Pixie Island is kind of a minor threat compared to Voidpocalypse.

I'd say only fight against the Void, burning bridges is a bad idea, especially when one bridge has Aatrox on it.
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Wizard996
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I think we need to fight together with the Isles. There was a massive miscommunication, and a fair amount were mad that we didn't help them. They only took Aatrox because they are playing to THEIR strong suit: military, and simply wanted to conquer Krocylea, Daeyux, and Neritum. We NEED to reaffirm that we are with them, as Ionia and Freljord have no love or connection to us. I refuse to lose our only ally this arc over a matter of not helping them here, when they have shown aid in our petitions, and fervent oral support.
Summoners of Bilgewater, let us not be known as mere Bilge-rats that refused to aid our tentative ally in need. We need not dedicate ALL our forces, but our Navy is unneeded on Kibu, and Kibu is more of a research than military based challenge, we should send about 1/2 of our army alongside the whole fleet. Let the Void rue the day it stormed onto yet another battlefield covered in blood and fatigued combatants. Let us stand, as did Demacia, Piltover, Zaun, and Bandle City on that day in Shurima! We shall not be known as the cowards who stood and did nothing, while even the dishonorable who invaded Zaun that day locked ranks with their enemies against the extradimensional threat! We are BETTER than them, and we will prove it! Noxus will see our determination, and they will know that we are not to be crossed from the pieces we leave of our enemies! Let the voidlings meet our rain of cannons, and show them the true way a pirate fights! No mercy to the Void! YARRRR!
Edited by Wizard996, Dec 4 2014, 09:06 PM.
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Jpdaniel
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We've GOT to have GOLD
SOLARI DAMGIT YOU SEE? KAYLE ROASTED ON A POGO STICK THAT'S SCREWING ME SIDEWAYS THIS DAY WAS GOING JUST FINE.

I HAD LOST SEVERAL MINOR DISPUTES PROBABLY INVOLVING DIVORCE I COULDN'T CARE LESS THEY JUST WANTED SOME RANDOM SUMMONER TO TAKE THEM. THEN MY FACTION ALIGNS WITH AATROX AND NOW I GOT MY FAMILY BACK IN DEMACIA YELLING AT ME ABOUT THIS AND THE WHOLE NOXUS THING WHICH SCREW YALL ON TOO.

MAKING NAMI CRY.

AND THEN JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO CALL IT A NIGHT AND HIT MY WATERBED FOR SOME WELL-DESERVED SLEEP I GET A LITTLE LETTER IN MY MAGICAL INBOXWHATEVER AND THERE'S A DAMN VOIDPOCALYPSE HAPPENIN CAUSE SOME ICY QUEEN GOT A LITTLE TOO TRIGGER-HAPPY ON THE SPELL FLUX COORDINATOR AND I JUST KNOW SI IS BEHIND IT.

LUNARI AID ME I WILL FRIGGIN GO TO THAT BATTLEFIELD MYSELF, GRAB CHO'GATH BY THE TAIL AND STUFF HIM DOWN THE THROAT OF KOG'MAW IF I HAVE TO. BUT NO. WE'RE HERE TO SET UP TRADE AND THESE ASSHOLES WE'RE FOR SOME UNEARTHLY REASON FIGHTING AGAINST DESPITE US ALL HAVING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GOALS AND AMBITIONS FOR THIS PLACE BECAUSE LEAGUE RULES OR SOMETHING... GO OFF AND BRING THE VOID TO THIS PLACE.

AIGHT. SO. WE'LL DEAL WITH PIXIE DUST LATER. LETS KILL THE VOID AND FOR GOOD MEASURE KILL WHATEVER IDIOT FRIGGIN STARTED THIS AND THEN MAYBE WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR OWN LITTLE PROBLEMS. WE STILL GOT A DRAGON TO SLAY, A TOWN OF EVIL EVILNESS TO TORCH, AND WE GOTTA GET INTO THE FAIRY SLAVE TRADE.

GOOD NIGHT.

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Edited by Jpdaniel, Dec 4 2014, 09:30 PM.
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XalkXolc
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Dammit guys, what happened here? I leave for 4 hours and when I come back, everyone's yelling about the Freljord starting another Voidpocalypse?!? Also, yeah, what Wiz said.
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