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#JustBardThings; Share your Bard experiences!
Topic Started: Mar 13 2015, 01:06 PM (828 Views)
ShadowKnight1224
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I have played Bard a fair bit with my friends yesterday, and I wanted to share some anecdotes:

As a Bard player, you will use your ult in the most unhelpful way possible and screw your team over, at least once in your life. This is law, and there may be no appeal.

Those chimes are ridiculously distracting, bringing out your inner magpie. "Oooh, chime!" is already a meme among me and my friends.

Whenever I play Bard, I adopt the mental state of a senile old man on a whimsical journey through the woods. This ties into the previous point for hilarious results. Bard is quite possibly the most fun support if your friends are cool with you being randomly useful or useless, sometimes being in the right place at the right time and pulling off hilarious escapades, but most of the time being on the ass-end of the map collecting chimes while your team gets aced.

Share your Bard experiences here!
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C Drive
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I bought Bard, went into an aram and, low and behold, I get Bard out of every champion.

I proceeded to suck copious amounts of dick and saved the enemy twitch several times from death with my clutch ults. Top-tier LCS plays.
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ShadowKnight1224
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If you don't screw up Bard's ult at least once and massively screw over your team, the powers of Runeterra will arrange themselves against thee.
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I've played him on the PBE a couple of times and I've only lost ONE chime so far... I'm quite happy with myself over that! I will say, I build him coin, mobis, sightstone, twin shadows, righteous glory, and then Luden's echo. So fast, decent amount of health, some extra mana, so fast, a bit of ap, and so fast.... oh so very fast, especially with 5 chime stacks and a w. *Shudders*
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ShadowKnight1224
Mar 13 2015, 01:17 PM
If you don't screw up Bard's ult at least once and massively screw over your team, the powers of Runeterra will arrange themselves against thee.
Love it when he ults me as I die when I play Sion. That way the people around me that were killing me are invulnerable to me as I use my passive to dance.
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LordHippoman
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I've only had him in like, 2 games today, but in one of them I was playing Lissandra and a low HP Warwick chased him through the portal. I was standing on the other side with my finger on R.

Frozen wolf meat.
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Kwon Ri Sae
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Was running away in the jungle as Kalista, low health.

Bard tunnels to me. Bringing with him about 3 enemies.

Both of us die.
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ShadowKnight1224
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LordHippoman
Mar 13 2015, 07:10 PM
I've only had him in like, 2 games today, but in one of them I was playing Lissandra and a low HP Warwick chased him through the portal. I was standing on the other side with my finger on R.

Frozen wolf meat.


You can target people while inside the tunnel! As per the spotlight, when the Blitz pulled Bard out.

[The More You Know]

Ask Konata
Mar 13 2015, 08:08 PM
Was running away in the jungle as Kalista, low health.

Bard tunnels to me. Bringing with him about 3 enemies.

Both of us die.


#JustBardThings
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AbiwonKenabi
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I was surprised how well my dad was doing with Bard. He had like a 3/1/20-something score for his first game playing him. He was really sad about that death though: one of those times where you stay in enemy territory far too long and they finally get you.
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Played my first ranked game for the day our first pick is like ILL SUPPORT then instalocks bard. I ask him how many times have you played bard? "Like 3" im just like "face-palm". And wouldn't you know it our bot lane feeds kills out the butt that game and we lose.
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Played 2 games as adc. First one had bard on enemy team, and the guy knew what he was doing and was really annoying. 2nd game had a bard as my support who knew nothing about what he was doing. So many bad ults that made me want to scream.
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