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Moyai Farming; It's wurf
Topic Started: Apr 1 2015, 07:42 AM (6,635 Views)
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501st Big Mike
Apr 1 2015, 01:14 PM
Is eating Moyai healthy?
About as healthy as eating jawbreakers. If jawbreakers actually broke your jaw. And your teeth.
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What about drinking Moyai smoothies? Are those healthy?
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Mike... do you need an intervention?

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No, need just something to do with all this Moyai. Trying to come up with a way to market them; I guess the food industry is out of the question.

Maybe I can use Moyai as a cure for cancer. Anyone need a shot of Moyai?
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I'm sure they can be dissolved with adequate amounts of concentrated acid.

What you do with the solution afterwards is, of course, to your discretion.
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hmm, maybe I can sell Moyai as fertilizer to grow Moyai.
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Honestly I thought you pronounced Moyai like Mayo with an ie at the end.

Btw the hell are Moyai's?
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Moyai are an exciting new type of fertilizer I'm selling. You can use them to fertilize the Moyai you are growing.
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Eh, time to expand my market. Let's see, so far I've got them as a cure for cancer and fertilizer. Is it possible to use Moyai as a chair?
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Well mike, you can use anything as a chair with varying degrees of success, so I'd say yes. Moyai could be used as chairs.
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Score! Moyai chairs under production.
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THe question is, could you sell it as a breakfast cereal.
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Hmm, crazy said they weren't healthy, so I'll have to instead coat them in sugar so kids beg their parents for it.
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Everything can be sugarcoated.
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but that's the best way to do it, I mean come on, how many healthy breakfast cereal's aare that successful. I'd rather have Lucky Charms then something like Mini wheats. IT'S IN THE SUGAR.

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That's why they have frosted mini wheats. The sugar coating makes the difference.
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Exactly. So get someone on Sugar coated Moyai's.


WAIT

Double Sugar coat them
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Then deep fry them!
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Then RE-sugar coat them
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I have always pronounced them ma(as in the letter a) yoh ah
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