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| Topic Started: Apr 1 2015, 07:42 AM (6,635 Views) | |
| Deleted User | Apr 1 2015, 01:28 PM Post #21 |
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About as healthy as eating jawbreakers. If jawbreakers actually broke your jaw. And your teeth. |
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| 501st Big Mike | Apr 1 2015, 01:35 PM Post #22 |
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What about drinking Moyai smoothies? Are those healthy? |
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| Deleted User | Apr 1 2015, 01:40 PM Post #23 |
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Mike... do you need an intervention? |
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| 501st Big Mike | Apr 1 2015, 01:57 PM Post #24 |
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No, need just something to do with all this Moyai. Trying to come up with a way to market them; I guess the food industry is out of the question. Maybe I can use Moyai as a cure for cancer. Anyone need a shot of Moyai? |
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| ShadowKnight1224 | Apr 1 2015, 01:58 PM Post #25 |
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I'm sure they can be dissolved with adequate amounts of concentrated acid. What you do with the solution afterwards is, of course, to your discretion. |
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| 501st Big Mike | Apr 1 2015, 02:03 PM Post #26 |
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hmm, maybe I can sell Moyai as fertilizer to grow Moyai. |
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| Sodaman64 | Apr 1 2015, 02:13 PM Post #27 |
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Honestly I thought you pronounced Moyai like Mayo with an ie at the end. Btw the hell are Moyai's? |
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| 501st Big Mike | Apr 1 2015, 02:21 PM Post #28 |
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Moyai are an exciting new type of fertilizer I'm selling. You can use them to fertilize the Moyai you are growing. |
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| 501st Big Mike | Apr 1 2015, 02:23 PM Post #29 |
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Eh, time to expand my market. Let's see, so far I've got them as a cure for cancer and fertilizer. Is it possible to use Moyai as a chair? |
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| TerraBooma | Apr 1 2015, 02:26 PM Post #30 |
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Well mike, you can use anything as a chair with varying degrees of success, so I'd say yes. Moyai could be used as chairs. |
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| 501st Big Mike | Apr 1 2015, 02:28 PM Post #31 |
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Score! Moyai chairs under production. |
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| TerraBooma | Apr 1 2015, 02:28 PM Post #32 |
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THe question is, could you sell it as a breakfast cereal. |
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| 501st Big Mike | Apr 1 2015, 02:30 PM Post #33 |
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Hmm, crazy said they weren't healthy, so I'll have to instead coat them in sugar so kids beg their parents for it. |
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| ShadowKnight1224 | Apr 1 2015, 02:31 PM Post #34 |
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Everything can be sugarcoated. |
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| TerraBooma | Apr 1 2015, 02:31 PM Post #35 |
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but that's the best way to do it, I mean come on, how many healthy breakfast cereal's aare that successful. I'd rather have Lucky Charms then something like Mini wheats. IT'S IN THE SUGAR. |
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| 501st Big Mike | Apr 1 2015, 02:32 PM Post #36 |
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That's why they have frosted mini wheats. The sugar coating makes the difference. |
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| TerraBooma | Apr 1 2015, 02:33 PM Post #37 |
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Exactly. So get someone on Sugar coated Moyai's. WAIT Double Sugar coat them |
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| 501st Big Mike | Apr 1 2015, 02:34 PM Post #38 |
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Then deep fry them! |
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| TerraBooma | Apr 1 2015, 02:35 PM Post #39 |
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Then RE-sugar coat them |
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| Crzymstrbkwrm876 | Apr 1 2015, 02:36 PM Post #40 |
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I have always pronounced them ma(as in the letter a) yoh ah |
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